Cult of Cthulhu — DEF CON 34 Badge

An ESP32-powered interactive badge that turns DEF CON into a Cthulhu summoning ritual. Find other cultists, level up, and awaken The Ancient One.

Archived Project — Not For Sale
*** This listing is for the badge only ***

Badges shipped the second week of July. US-only. No DEF CON pickup option.

Badge Types
  • Acolyte: Your badge. Find other badges to level up and complete the story.
  • Glyph: Found at villages, community spaces, vendor booths, and parties around the con.
  • Elder God: Carried by the DEF CON elite; hunt them through the conference halls.
  • Cthulhu: REDACTED
Hardware
ESP32
USB-C
Rechargeable Li-Po
Features
Startup

An animation shows your badge progress: 10 LEDs, 4 levels, and 6 side-quest challenges to complete the badge.

Choose Your Name

First boot prompts for your name (changeable anytime). One button: short press to scroll, long press to select.

Progress Bar

A top scrolling bar shows your name, rank, and level, plus how many badges you still need to connect to finish the main quest.

The Ritual

The main quest, told across 13 chapters, each with its own story, screen, and LED animation. A pop-up shows which badges you need to level up. Short-press through chapters, read the auto-scrolling story, then long-press to lock in your favorite animation.

Séance

Link up with 3 other badges to complete the circuit. They beacon out and sacrifice every badge in range, who then propagate the signal.

Sacred Text

A quick help/menu screen explaining badge mechanics.

Cult Members

Tracks every badge you’ve connected with.

LED Brightness

Adjust how intensely the lights are seared into the retinas of the faithful.

Screen Flip

For wearing the badge around your neck, the way it was intended.

Unlockable Modes
Bling

10+ unlockable screen and LED patterns featuring some of your favorite characters.

The Corrupt Ritual

An unlockable side quest: a new 6-chapter story with its own challenges and LED/screen animations.

R’lyeh Arena

Battle mode. Hunt down heretics and challenge them to an RNG fight to the death.

Another Adventure

Like R’lyeh Arena, but with a R&M story arc. Hunt baby Cthulhu and unlock more bling.

Exploit

Beacon out and exploit every badge in range.

Rick Roll

Like Exploit. You get the idea…